Anonymous asked: Why are you fat?
cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich
and every time we kiss i swear i could fly
Megan Fox attends the “Jennifer’s Body” press conference at the 2009 Toronto International Film Festival
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im gonna. watch mad max
literally just the engine sounds over the rusted warner brothers logo has me weeping he’s gonna say ‘moi name is max’ in a second
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